Born in the jungles of the Congo, Flying Monkey was a primate of noble birth. Beginning his life fighting against the predators of the Zaire, he spent his nights flying above to protect the citizens of his homeland. Flying Monkey came to eyespeak after a tragic thumb-war loss against the Gorilla of Chad. He was exiled from Africa for six life sentences. As mascot, Flying Monkey spends his days climbing the rock wall and swinging from our loft. Flying Monkey enjoys long walks down Peachtree St., workouts at CrossFit and Willy's burritos.
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Late addition (via plywood): http://bon-rappetite.com/ Good for a quick laugh.